Look, I know you don't like your job. I somehow doubt too many people wake up one morning before heading off to 7th grade and say to themselves "Man I hope I get to become a janitor when I grow up"
Infact I've only known 1 person like that in my entire life and I'm pretty sure he was retarded.
Back too my point.
When you put the fucking toilet paper on the roll and lock the fucker up in it's plastic hyperbolic conservation chamber, kindly fucking unroll a little wouldn't you?
These things weren't designed to allow easy access too the paper so when you put it on the god damned roll and lock it up like your ugly child you don't want anyone to know you had with your cousin. It's fucking locked in there man! We can't easily reach up in there and begin the unrolling process!
I had to rip the shit up to get it started and you better believe I liked leaving THAT mess on the ground for you to clean up!
I know it seems like I'm writing a lot about the toilet facilities here but really I'm just getting started so shut your ugly fucking mouth.
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